Imperial announcement...!
"Queen's coronation, general amnesty for all prisoners"
There he is!
Dad!
Goodbye, Master Luo
Don't say goodbye
Right! I should say 'Let's meet outside'
See you
Right
Let's meet outside
I'll buy you drinks
Now you may re-instate to your previous post
Take care
Officer Wu
Hi
Take care
Sure
See you
People said Wu Song has been released
What are you talking about?
Wu Song, the tiger-killing hero
That's right
Haven't you heard the news?
Wu Song?
Yes, he has been released
"Madam Huang Tea House"
Lotus...
Where is she?
Lotus...
I'm here, what's the matter?
Bad news!
What is it?
Calm down, have some tea
No time for tea! We're going to die soon
What happened?
To celebrate the coronation of a new queen
all prisoners are released. Wu Song is among them
He doesn't know Ximen Qing has died
He will take revenge for his brother Wu Dalang
If he couldn't find Ximen Qing
He will come to you
I think you should leave here immediately
Leave? Where can I go to?
Wherever you want to go
Just don't stay here
If Wu Song killed you
He would do the same to me
You have to think about me
If he's really after me, it's no use even if I leave
I'm just a helpless woman
Where can I hide?
I can't hide in forever
Fine...just let him kill me
Easy for you to say this. You deserve to die
But I have nothing to do with this
There's no reason why I should die with you
isn't that right?
What? You have nothing to do with this?
Of course
If it wasn't you
I would never know Ximen Qing
If it wasn't for your coercion and bribery
I would never have poisoned my husband
Let me make this clear to you
We are on the same boat now
If I couldn't escape, you couldn't either
What do you mean?
Why make me a companion to your death?
Just ask yourself
Have I ever mistreated you?
You've misunderstood my goodwill
Okay, if you're not afraid, why should I?
I am an old lady now
I'm not afraid of anything
It's said that the tiger-killing hero Wu Song
has been released
There will be a good show
Hey, do you have knife?
Yes
I want the sharpest one
Okay
"Tablet of Ximen Qing"
Lotus, oh no...!
What happened? You looked so nervous
Let's talk inside...hurry
Madam Huang, what's happening?
You look anxious
Wu Song has came back
I heard he went to the ancestral hall of Ximen family
Killed dozens of monks
And cut Ximen Qing's memorial plaque into pieces
By his furious looks
he might even come for you soon
If I were you, I would find some place to hide
You better leave now
If he has really made up his mind to get me
I don't think I can escape from him
You think it's funny to stay in jail
If he killed me, he'd have to go back there again
I don't think he dares to do me any harm
So I'm not afraid of him
Disaster is coming and you remain so calm
You must tired of living
Such well bound feet; you'll be called Lotus hereafter
Men, get the adulterer
Coming...
Get out...
Move...
Don't...
You're shameless
Madame
Bastard, see what you've done!
You're out of line
Take him to my room
I want to question him
Yes, Madame
Move...
Stop crying and go...
Don't
He is still a young lad
but with a eight or nine inch stuff
Yes
Amitabha
Amitabha...
Namo Amitabha...
Master...
What are you doing?
Watching Madame chanting scriptures
Namo Amitabha...
What's so good to look at, huh?
Madame is chanting in a different way
Oh god, help me...
I can't stand it any more...
God, help me...
Help me...please
Oh god, help me...
Namo Amitabha...
I can't stand it...
Oh god, help me...
Namo Amitabha...
Oh god, help me...
Madame...
The Master...he...
What's wrong with the Master?
The Master goes out, he wants me to tell you...
He wants me...to tell you...
You almost scared me to death
I'm sorry
to disturb you two. I have to leave now
Lotus, come back
Don't tell anyone about this
Don't worry, Madame, I won't
But...
If Master asks me
what should I tell him?
Then you must not tell him anything
But...Madame, you've told me not to tell lies
If I tell a lie, you'll break my legs
Don't you remember this?
But this is an exception
Here is some silver, buy something you like
Thank you, Madame
Get up!
Lotus
He wants to talk to you
Go ahead
Lotus, listen
We are on the same boat
If Master discovers the affair between Madame and me
You would also get into trouble
I couldn't care less about your immoral affair
Let go of me...
Are you hurt?
Lotus...
See, you've messed up my clothes
I'll give you money to buy new ones
Come on...
So little...
Well here, have some more
Master, I'm only fourteen
Take it all
Buy anything you like
Master, what do you want?
Be good...
It's not good...Master
Come...
Be a good girl, I'll give you five taels of silver
What are you doing?
I like you
Don't lay on me
Come...
Don't do that
You two...
Madame
Madame...I...
Dirty old man, how dare you!
You said you couldn't do it
now you can go to bed with this bitch
How dare you seduce the Master!
No, Madame
It's not my fault. Master...he...
Shut up! I've caught you two in bed
You can't get away this time, bitch
I've heard that Wu Dalang the midget
can't get a wife in his middle age
I'll give you to him for free
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't be so fierce to me, okay?
Don't touch me
Now what do you want?
I want to kiss you
Kiss your ass
Now what?
I want to climb a hill
You want to climb a hill
And this is climbing a hill?
I've heard people say that during the wedding night
The groom can do whatever he wants to do
Do you have the ability?
May I...try?
Shit, be quick then
Okay...
Two for the right, two for the left
Hurry, come on
Why did you stop?
I'm done
So soon?
It's you who told me to do it in a hurry
Damn it, get lost!
You start a fire in me but can't put it out
Now I'm in heat
and you're finished!
Lotus...
Lotus
Master
This is outrageous
Go sell the pancakes, jerk!
Pancakes! Fresh pancakes!
Pancakes! Fresh-made pancakes!
"Long lasting"
Big brother...
Big brother
Big brother, I'm home
Big brother, your little brother is back
Big brother, open the door
Big brother
You are...
I'm his second brother
You are his second brother?
Yes!
I'm Wu Song
So you are the hero
who killed a tiger at Jingyang Hill!
Come in!
Where's my big brother?
He's out selling pancakes
Come in
Come
When I passed by Jingyang Hill
it was almost getting dark
I was so drunk I couldn't even stand up straight
So I couldn't go any further
and had to find a place to sleep
Suddenly a fierce tiger
jumped out
I was scared, so I kept quiet
The tiger kept creeping towards me
At that time I thought
this is the end, really...
Brother-in-law
Here, a toast to you
A welcome drink
Oh, no
I should toast to you
It's okay
Please drink up
It feels good
It's sister-in-law
Brother-in-law
You...
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
You're not human, you're a beast
Big brother
I'm awfully apologetic to you, big brother
Pears
Come and buy some fresh and sweet pears
Pears
Officer Wu
How nice to see you
I miss you so much
Brother Yun, it's you
Right, it's me
I've been looking for you
Is that so?
Hey jerk, let me tell you
Those on the ground are more expensive
Sorry, I just want to help you pick up the pears
Officer Wu, have a pear
Good
Sit down
Brother Yun, how did Ximen Qing die?
Such big news and you don't know yet?
It's his retribution for sin
What do you mean?
He...
He took aphrodisiac and died upon Lotus' body
Open the door
Coming...
I want to go to Lotus' room, get away
Master...
Don't need your help
Master, you are drunk
I never get drunk
Master, are you alright?
You're drunk
Let me help you...
Slowly, careful
You are drunk
You think I'm drunk
But I'm not
Look at you, you are so drunk
I'm not drunk
Careful
Over here
Here
Hold him to bed
Don't go away...
Lie down
Okay, you may leave
Yes
Let's drink
I'm not drunk
Why come back so late? You jerk!
I had gone for a drink
I'm not drunk, no, I'm not
Okay, you are not drunk
Come on, get up
Get up
I'm not drunk...
Let's drink...
Careful, don't drop it
Is it full yet?
It's still soft
That means it's not full yet
Have to stuff more, hold it
Just wondering what they're up to!
"Long lasting"
Hey, hold it
Otherwise it can't be stuffed in. Slowly
From dusk till dawn and they never get tired
Is that true?
Master died with blood oozing out from seven holes
This guy died with blood of his seven holes
spilling out from only one
That bitch can't survive without men
Before Ximen Qing died
She has already seduced his son-in-law
After Ximen Qing died
she's got no one to satisfy her lust
Jingji
Lotus
Lotus, come on
No rush
Lotus, come on
What do you want?
Come
Come in
Lotus
San Niang asks you to play mahjong
Okay
I'm coming
What are you doing here?
You do have some nerve!
Go inside and drag that guy out
Yes
Get out...
Go...
Sell her to Madam Huang
for twenty taels of silver
"Madam Huang Tea House"
Who are you?
I'm Chen Jingji, cousin of Lotus
Chen Jingji?
Right
Aren't you Ximen Qing's son-in-law?
How come all of a sudden you become Lotus' cousin?
You are right
I'm Master Ximen's son-in-law
Mrs. Ximen asked me to come here
and pay a visit to you and Lotus
Oh yes
I got some silver, please do accept
Please take them
With the money you can have whatever you want
Sit down, let me get you some tea
Thanks
I just want to see Lotus
Is that okay?
See her?
Yes
That'd cost you five taels of silver
One hundred if you want to marry her
That expensive!
I'm not a wholesaler, I'm a retailer
I have to make money or I'll be starved to death
I want to buy back Lotus' freedom
Fifty taels of silver, what do you think?
Fifty?
Yes
Forget it
Master He has offered seventy taels
Master Zhang offered eighty, but I still declined
I'm not selling vegetables here
So don't bargain with me
Please just let me see her today
And we'll discuss other things later
Wait...you can see her
Sit...down
But I have to make it clear first
For five taels, you can take a glimpse
You have to leave afterjust a short while
You're a sensible person
You must know about
the affair between Lotus and me
Sure
Everyone knows about it already
That's why she's been kicked out
You both already have had an affair
before Ximen Qing died
You had been beaten up by Mrs. Ximen because of her
right?
I was beaten up because of Lotus
My body suffered, but it's nothing
You're so sentimental
Well, you have to suffer for what you've done
There is a price to pay
Let's get to the point
Do you want to meet her again?
Yes, that's right
This is what I want
It's easy
For a hundred silver ingots, she's your wife
This is wholesale price
If you just want to spend a night, let me see...
First movement...one tael of silver
Second movement, fifty dimes
Then a dime for every move thereafter
Adding up each time
You really know how to make money!
Okay, I'll spend a night with Lotus first
I'm going in
Wait...
What do you want?
Wait a moment
Wait
I have to get my abacus
What is it for?
You just focus on your business
And I'll calculate for you with the abacus
One dime for one movement
With you staring at us
How can we do our business?
What?
Earlier on, Lotus and Ximen Qing had been making love
from dusk till dawn at my place
And I didn't miss any detail
Go inside...hurry...do your business
Lotus
I've made you suffer
I've talked to Madam Huang
And I'll tell my father about us
Don't worry. When I get the money
I'll come here and buy back your freedom
Does Madam Huang treat you well?
You look fine
Stop it. I can only blame my fate
I haven't had any happy days since childhood
I always hope things will get better
But things have always gone wrong
Wait till I come back from the capital
And you'll have happy days
Go on
Why don't you move?
You don't want it today?
Then why don't you move?
You want me to beg you?
No...I'm not...
Are you sick?
No...no...
Then come on!
Why don't you move?
Lotus, what are you doing?
Don't go away just like that
If you do like this, how can I make money?
I just want to help you and you mess up things
Hey you
How come you don't move?
Madam Huang, I can't move
Son of a bitch
You're weak or don't want to move
No, I want to, but I dare not
How come?
Because I've only one tael of silver left
Only one tael
Madam Huang has a god-son named Huang Zhao
He's just eighteen years old
He's quite a hunk
When Lotus the slut met him
she won't let him get out of her hand so easily
You know
She can't spend a night without man
So she wouldn't give him up easily
That means she has already got him
Of course. He's still a virgin boy
And she wouldn't let him go
She tried her very best to seduce him
Huang Zhao is a young lad and couldn't resist
Be honest
This lad didn't want to miss this chance too
The slut has met Casanova
Madam Huang wanted to keep an eye on them but in vain
Mom
Mom...
Mom, where are you?
Mom
Where are you?
Your mom went to the temple
Anything urgent?
You're such a big boy. What do you want from her?
You are...
You must be Huang Zhao, right?
You've grown up
Don't you recongize me?
Lotus Pan
Show some respect and don't address me as Lotus Pan
Sorry, I should call you Mrs. Wu
I'm not Mrs. Wu anymore
Right, you've married Mr. Ximen
after Mr. Wu died
I should call you Mrs. Ximen
Stop the nonsense
Don't you know Ximen Qing is dead too?
Right, Ximen Qing is dead
I did hear that Ximen Qing
died upon the body of a woman, so...
What should I call you?
Your mom is my godmother
So I'm your god-sister
Just call me sister
Right, sister. Your feet are small and beautiful
You're being impolite
It feels good to touch small feet
You like to touch dainty feet?
Yes, when I see your feet
I feel excited
Do you really like them?
I think women with bound feet
are elegant and sexy
Really?
Yes. Ever since I was a boy
I've always wished for a wife with bound feet.
I also have a wish
And what might that be?
I wish I could marry a strong man
How about me?
You're tall and strong. I like you
Sister, I like your feet too
They are my dream feet
You are my...dream man
Really?
Do you like me touching you in this way?
Very much
You're so strong
Little brother, I want you to kiss me
Huang Zhao
Where's he?
Mom
You're no good
You should pay respects to your ancestors first
What are you doing here?
Get out now, get out
No way
I want a hundred taels of silver
Not a penny less
Forget the woman if you have no money
Mad wench; thinking of money even in her dream
Who is it? What's that noise?
Probably a rat. It's okay, go to sleep!
There are many rats recently
I'll get some rat poison tomorrow
And put all of them to death
So they can't make any trouble again
Lotus, Huang Zhao is an honest boy
He's still a virgin boy
Please be kind and let him go
You little brat
Why are you still standing there?
Do you want me to break your leg?
Get out now!
Useless guy
I have to send Huang Zhao away
"Jasmine Tea"
Who is it?
It's me, Huang Zhao
What are you doing?
I've slipped
You've slipped into the right place
Sorry...sister
You do have some nerve
I...should leave then
You wake me up and leave just like that?
What should I do?
Come on, I'm just teasing you
Huang Zhao...
Where is he?
Lotus, have you seen Huang Zhao?
No, I haven't
Where could he have gone!
I fell asleepjust a while back
Asleep? Your clothes are all disheveled
Don't let Huang Zhao see you like this
I...can't stand this
Is this your first time?
No, I've done it several times
That's a lie. Without my help
You can't even get to the right place. Am I right?
You're young and strong, like a bull
But you do it recklessly
You don't know how to be tender toward women
So...I'm sure you must be a virgin
Amongst Wu Dalang & Ximen Qing, whose is bigger?
I'd say yours is bigger than Wu but smaller than Ximen
But you're the hardest and hottest
How about Ximen Qing's son-in-law?
You know, some are just big but useless
His is small but does wonders
He can do it with great ease
He knows qigong so his body doesn't move
But all the same, I can feel him
gyrate within me
Sister, do you know qigong?
I've practiced for some time
It mainly focuses on breathing technique
Did Ximen Qing know qigong?
No, he didn't
But he displayed a lot of power after taking pills
How?
Just like a tiger
Like that tiger-killing hero Wu Song?
Wu Song is a real hero, a real man
He killed a tiger with his own fists
I admire him very much
Me too
He's the one I love most
Too bad we are not predestined
and I even became his sister-in-law
I hate Master Zhang. I hate Ximen Qing too
I don't mind going to bed with anyone
But I only want to marry one man
Wu Song?
Yes, Wu Song
Well, I hope to marry him in my next life
I've had many men all along
But it's just him I have on my mind
Do you really love him?
I do, I really love him
He is my champion
Champion? Is he really as capable like me?
Allow me to unveil my power once again
Huang Zhao...
Twenty taels of silver?
Right, Mrs. Ximen sold Lotus to Madam Huang
for twenty taels of silver only
That witch Madam Huang
She insists on a hundred taels of silver
Master Zhang offered eighty taels
and she still refused
One hundred taels of silver
I have one hundred too
Someone gave those to me as a reward
for beating up Jiang Men Shen
What? You want to buy Lotus?
No, I want to marry her
To take her as my wife
As your wife? No way...
Why not?
Isn't marrying a sister-in-law customary in Shantung?
What? Someday if you're tired of her
leave her to me
So I can practice this custom too
You?
Will I do it? Sure I won't
Officer...Wu
Please come in
Please...come in
Officer Wu, long time no see
You look younger and handsome
Stop mumbling
You want one hundred, right?
Yes, Master Zhang offers me eighty today
and I still decline
You know, I've been taking care of her for a long time
and have spent a lot on her
You wouldn't want me to lose money, right?
Okay! Here's a hundred
You're quite a tiger killing hero
Thank you very much...
Madam Huang
Mrs. Ximen only asked for twenty from you
That's what she wanted
But this is the price I ask for
I have to pay for her expenses
You live and eat in here
How can I cover your expense?
But it has to be reasonable
You should at least leave us some money too
Oh, you talk so intimately
Alright then... give me a twenty less
Treat it as a gift for your marriage
That's fine
Brother-in-law
I am sure you will come for me
Because I know you miss me
Is that so?
Who is the groom?
Wu Song the hero is marrying Lotus Pan the slut
That's no surprise
There's nothing new under the sun
Officer Wu's order:
No guests except the bride and the matchmaker
Good luck to you
Come in
The bride...comes...into...the room
My job as matchmaker is completed
Wish you all the happiness
I have to go...
Come back!
Lotus Pan
My elder brother knew you would come here
What...what are you doing?
Isn't this brother takes his sister-in-law?
No
This is 'sister-in-law takes her brother-in-law'
What?
It's all the same!
No, it's not the same
Why not?
The sister-in-law takes a knife from brother-in-law
Knife? Today is an auspicious day
You should not take a weapon with you
You're right, today is your big day
Officer Wu, are you joking?
It's a matter between you two
It has nothing to do with me
Why drag me in?
You're wrong. Lotus Pan alone
couldn't have killed my brother
I'll kill you with this knife first
and take revenge for my elder brother
Officer...Wu, please...don't
Please let me go. It has nothing to do with me
No...
Please don't...
Wu Song
Why are you doing this?
I'll pay for what I've done
Why kill Madam Huang?
You shut up
You both have colluded in on this
Without any one of you, no evil would be done
Kneel down
You want me to kneel down
and kowtow to him? He doesn't deserve it
Now tell me how did you kill my brother
Okay, I'll tell you
Wu Dalang, you're a midget
with an ugly face
You look more like a monster than a man
Any woman who marries you
would be willing to kill you
You're lucky to have me
I gave you poison so you can die fast
This is your luck
Bitch...
Wu Song, you're good for nothing
A man without any courage
From the first day I met you
I already gave my heart to you
But you're such a coward
You have the courage to kill a tiger
But you don't have the courage to love a woman
Oh god, why do you treat me like that?
I was raped by Zhang Da Hu at thirteen
Then I was married to a midget at sixteen
It's so unfair
If Ximen Qing can have several wives
why can't us women do the same?
Wu Song, let me tell you the truth
you are the man I keep thinking of day and night
Wu Song
Too bad...you're such a coward
You're ajerk
You don't have guts to be with me
I dare to scold you, how about you?
You're useless! You can't act out what you think
Come on!
Kill me if you have guts
You're such a damn hypocrite
Come on, stab me
Alas, I loved the wrong person... Wu Song...